About Us

The story of ITMaze.com is one of action, adventure, romance and intrigue. It has been passed down from our generation to...other people of our generation for about six months and, as surprising as it may be, has been retold below exactly as it originated, in its original font. Please respect the sanctity of this sacred text by dimming your back light and pausing your IPod.

ITMaze.com is the love child of opportunity and necessity. Like all real world solutions, ITMaze.com is an answer to a question.

Question:

How do we provide quality web applications to developing businesses at a price that won't break the bank?

Answer:

ITMaze.com. (Duh...)

Simple is as simple does we like to say...we're not real sure what that means, but it sounds good. In today's technological market, web presence is an absolute necessity, you literally can't do business without it. Our mother company, has been providing high-end, custom technology solutions to corporations spanning the globe for over five years. In the midst of this globe trotting, solution developing, technological rampage our principals became painfully aware of two things:

 

One - the peanuts served on international flights are far superior to those on domestic flights...

 

Two - there is not a single feasible middle market technology solution on the web...

 

The first epiphany was shelved as an unsolvable mystery destined to baffle travelers for centuries to come. However, the second, got us thinking...thinking hard...thinking really, REALLY hard. For those of you who happen to know any personally, you understand the danger involved with any association of the highly caffeinated, slightly paranoid, nocturnal creatures known as "techies" and all forms of critical thought, be it deductive, inductive or reproductive. From this highly volatile, possibly nuclear substance created inside our flannel hat protected brains - ITMaze.com was born and, with it, a revolution! Finally small and medium sized business owners could afford web applications custom tailored to suit their needs without having to sell their kidneys or kidnap web developers' hamsters. It was magic, nay, it was destiny.

 

How did small businesses operate before ITMaze.com? Well...they didn't. The world was in turmoil - a dark technological shadow loomed over small businesses like a foreboding rain cloud waiting to wash away any possibility of gaining a foot hold on the seemingly fertile market. Like an eclipse of our beautiful sun by Vader's death star, the outlook in the technological plane for small and medium sized businesses was growing darker by the fiscal quarter. Epic wars were fought, online battles raged, IT famine was rampant. But in our darkest hour came our greatest hope: (queue music please...da na nah na nah na na) ITMaze.com!!!

 

Finally the world would know small business owners with fully functional technological capabilities AND all of their kidneys. A developer's hamster was once again safe to roam the hallways and corridors of our dungeon like offices without fear of abduction (though punt kicking is still an issue). Peace reigned throughout the land and all was well with the world.

 

So fear not small and medium sized business owner - ITMaze.com is here...and here to stay!

 

(All of the above is absolutely true in its entirely except the part about some of what happened, when it happened, how it happened and why it happened. Anyone who has made it this far in the "About Us" may claim a free prize at their closest mental health clinic.)

 

Thank you for reading and please...PLEASE...don't hesitate to CONTACT US! We love talking to clients...or prospective clients...or just casual fact finders...or to just anyone...we're so lonely...please call...